eddie murphy...

b: " I will go anywhere with you..."
me: "You will go anywhere with me?"
b: "Eddie Murphy?"
me: "You will go anywhere with Eddie Murphy???"
b: "yeah, I will go anywhere with you."
me: ......

(about 5 seconds later)

b: "I have some strawberry yogurt in the fridge.."

when I recounted this conversation to my sweetie in the morning his response was "I do have strawberry yogurt in the fridge."

clearly he was un-phased by the rest of it.

taking sides

Earlier in the day I was accused of taking up too much of the bed, aka more than my allotted 1/4. According to B I get 1/4 due to size ratio... Anyways, I told him that, this was outrageous because he takes up ALL of the bed anyways. He denied the accusation and said one day he would take a picture as evidence.

I got the picture first.

1- Wife
0-Husband

xo
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